And The Winner Is…
Ok folks… Last week we announced we were taking open auditions in the hope of finding the hottest new singers on the planet. Well, we thought surely you’d be able to detect that it was a simple ruse, but alas, the emails and phone calls poured in from eager singer beavers all over our doomed planet.
The ironic thing about all of this is that we may have just stumbled upon what might be the best singer (n)ever. The discovery manifested itself as a result of an unspecified IQ Beats crew member having a beautiful 3 year old daughter that exposed said IQ member to more than his fair share of listening to the soundtrack of Little Mermaid. This experience has given the un-named IQ personna the innate ability to actually determine whether or not an off-the-cuff performance of Ariel’s song of yearning was for real or bogus. This is for real.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the soothing sounds of goonieman86 (the latest target of an IQ blog spoof):
So when goonieman86 dropped his Little Mermaid gem of “Part of Your World” in his confident and convincing falsetto, there were those of us that took exceptional note. Goonieman86 got the goods!
We’re not making any promises, but the next hot Country package or fully instrumental custom that you hear from IQ Beats may just feature the seriously deep falsetto vocals of this wunderkind scraped from the bowels of YouTube. And for the record, our lawyers need us to say again just for the record, and ad nauseum, that none of this is to be taken seriously.
February 29th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I’d like that guy to sing the next series of Country XFactor please.
BTW, VERY snazzy Izod cardigan.